You Stole My Fish Sandwich, Part 3

The Trego Turn

When we made 'The Trego Turn’, the party started. We called them ‘fishing’ trips.

These trips provided an opportunity to blow off some steam as our personal and professional lives were starting, but continued to diverge. As for your humble orator, these trips were more about how many cheap beers yours truly could consume, while trying to solve the mystery of how many one dollar bills were missing from my wallet each morning. But as they became a regularly scheduled event, their meaning meant more to me as my process of unloading some unwanted baggage evolved and how these excursions became the medicine that exercised that horrible disease from my soul.

With all things in life, we were getting older…albeit represented only by a number. A location change was in order and mid-way through our odyssey, we lost that turn. But with all great friendships, something started to evolve and our trips matured into unbelievable fishing, memorable meals, great homemade beer and great conversation about how it was, how it is, and how it could be.

Now, I am sadden beyond belief that they will not be able to continue, but I am more than happy we had that first trip. The other 15 (or so) were a bonus and those memories are what will keep me going now and in years to come.

So, my next trip will be alone as I return to the solitude of the Brule and Namekagon with my trusty fly rod. And because after 29 years I still have not learned my lesson (see Part 1), another step in my therapy will involve an illegal act with a malted beverage….

…as I make that Trego Turn.

You Stole My Fish Sandwich, Part 2

I had a dream last night that brought back memories of a conversation held close to 30 years ago:

Think Pink

Me: Do we have everything?
You: Yes.
Me: Both cans?
You: No, we have only one.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
You: Chill out. Nobody is going to find it.
Me: I SAID TO LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND!!!!
You: Nobody is going to find it. Chill out.
Me: IF THEY FIND THAT CAN, I AM THE ONE GOING TO JAIL!!!!
You: Chill out.

Well, they found that can and I spent the next few days staring out the front window waiting for Johnny Law, but he never came.

So, I think I am going to spend today looking out my front window....

You Stole My Fish Sandwich, Part 1

My therapy sessions are coming in the form of the written word. And right now, I need a lot visits to that couch…

My blogging will be rambling of non-chronological and sometimes nonsensical topics, ending by describing a heinous act of 'tortious interference', with no attempt by the ‘torfeasor’, the subjects of these posts, to ever provide any equitable damages. So...

Journey, Alpine Valley, June 17^th 1983: Good bye high school and come August, we are all going in our separate ways. But for now, the only task at hand was a good-old-fashioned road trip with the Ziggy Family Grand Safari stocked with the ‘consumables’ (use your imagination) and a grill in Fryman’s Nova.

Now mind you, back in our day, some of the things that we did were NOT exactly smart. Nor it is my intention to expose stupidity, dangerous and/or illegal activities, but I had rules about drinking in a moving car (I have no intention of telling you want they were). Unfortunately, someone decided that they needed to violate that rule at the most inopportune moment possible, causing the WalwortCounty Sheriff to take an keen interest in my moving vehicle.

As far as I was concerned, the person that put us in the clutches of the law should have been hauled off and never heard from again so we could continue our road trip. But as your humble orator was about to escape the long arm of the law, a fully packed 72 quart red Igloo cooler full of provisions apparently caught their eye. And according to the Wisconsin State Statues in 1983, it is against the law to have one of my chauffeured acquaintances decide that they need a quick drink from a new bottle of vodka as it was being packed. Great…I just saw my graduation money disappear.

Now through all of this foolishness of being hassled by ‘The Man’, we lost contact with the fire source.  Remember this is well before any technology that has the potential of finding the Fryman anywhere on this earth and  apparently yelling from the rooftop of your car in the parking lot of a very large outdoor concert venue gets you a lot of strange looks. But this is a great opportunity for budding engineer and this where his ingenuity reins well, because apparently you can cook food on the exhaust system of a the 'ZiggyMobile' (well, not really…but it was a great idea).

Not being discouraged  by an inpending empty wallet and a date that was colder than zero degrees on the Kelvin scale, our 4^th row, dead center seats provided a memorable event for all. Although today as a middle-aged adult, I will never verbally broadcast that I actually attended a Journey concert.

Why I am telling you this story? I had 15 days to make my donation to the General Account of Walworth County and I am $60 dollars short. This is where our future torfeasor steps forward to help yours truly. There was never a question for when it would be returned, but merely a gesture of a true friend, to a friend in need.

This was the first gesture on many that I will never, cannot ever, will not ever, forget of my dear friend.

There is alot more to follow......

Plumtree's Absolute Duke

I miss my Buff. I would have given my own life just to make sure that cancer was eradicated from this earth...from all living beings.

Those months without a canine roaming the homestead were very empty. I searched and I searched for your replacement, but the feeling was non-existent and could not be revived. I made a decision that I needed to separate myself 46+ years of Labradors, the pain of losing you was just something that I could not shake (Seriously...getting rid of a wife was a lot easier). But then again, Dean could never hit a curve ball...

I was reluctant, but a suggestion drove me to Illinois. No real desire to drive there, but 'something' steered me there...but again like the last few months, three pups with no interest as me as a companion. 5 minutes...nothing. 10 minutes...nothing. 15....ok...time to go home. Then something happens....

Then, out of nowhere, something comes from behind and sits down between my legs.. and will not move. The breeder, 20 yards away turns to my sister and says...'they found each other'. April 2, 2011.

Yes... there have been challenges with a dog that has had no training (potty, crate and obedience), but that lasted about 1 month. But I realized that something was different on day number 2, when you did a double retrieve. Wait a minute...you were bred for Westminster? Fuck that.

Besides...his father is a 'King', his brother was a 'Tsar'...

'Duke'...well...he just might be royalty.

So long my friend....

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be. Unless my dogs are there to welcome me."-Anonymous

Buff lost his battle with bone cancer today. It has been a tough 8 weeks since his diagnosis, but the Labrador Retriever breed is as tough as they come. 

You were from a litter of eight, four boys and four girls. When she let the four boys out of the pen, three of them went their separate ways. But you came straight to me, put your front legs on mine and licked my face...the choice was made. But as I left the breeder's home, I put you in your travel cage. You started screaming. Not barking...screaming. I then put you in the front seat where you promptly fell asleep. Buff 1, Dean 0.

When we finally arrived to your new home, you prompt bolted into the house...and did a dookie in the living room. Buff 2, Dean 0.

When it was time for me to leave you at home for the first time, you promptly pooped in your cage (possibly many times) and proceeded to project this poop in many directions, also turning you into a chocolate Lab. Buff 3, Dean 0.

When I went to a Packer game in 2003, you proceeded to eat (not chew) my dining room table, kitchen dry wall and my patio door. Buff 6, Dean 0.

You cheated skin cancer in 2004. You cheated death in 2005, cutting your tongue while running with a large stick, narrowly missing a major artery. Buff 8, Dean 0.

Over the course of the Winter of 2008, you proceeded to pee away my central air unit into oblivion. Buff 9, Dean 0.

And over the course of almost eight years, you killed every shrub around the patio.

Buff 10,11,12,13, Dean.........fuck it, you win.

You were the real alpha dog, AKC Candlewood's Absolutely Buff. You were fiercely independent, but you always looked back to make sure I was always in sight, no matter how far you ranged in front of me.

So goodbye my friend. I will miss you more that you can imagine, but I take solace in the fact that you are somewhere playing with your brother, AKC Candlewood's Absolute Tsar.

I hope to see you again someday.

The End.

Well, not really THE end. Just the end of another chapter.

Chequamegon did not materialize the way I intended. Heavy rains in the days preceding may have signaled a slower pace, but I did not see that as a problem. I was going to lead out more aggressively than 2009 and was going to let the chips fall where they lay.

It was a strangely smooth start, accident-free. By the time we hit the dirt, I hit the gas and it was game on. The 1x9 gearing was dead-on and I was flying, but the Garmin was telling me a different story. At Cty OO, the story was over...I was a minute slower than 2009. Demoralized, it became a matter of survival and upon the exit from the muddy Martell, game over.

The next 18 miles were pain. Real pain. Even more pain crossing the line 15 minutes slower than last year. And I killed alot of that pain with alot of beer. Not the best fluid replenishment, but at that point I did not care if I ever got on a bike again.

Was it really that bad? Not really. My time may have sucked, but I only finished 2 places worst than 2009 with half the training. Conclusion: I should have never raced the 40--the shorter race is more suited to my age and my training opportunities.

But now, it is all over. No more racing a bike and I am not going to miss it.

Besides, I just bought a new pair of trail running shoes.....

Riding with the Big Boys

I am just too lazy to edit previous posts. Besides, I am carbo loading and tapering, so I have an excuse.

My ineptness to send a simple email has put me into a position that I must go the full 40. No matter...This is the end of my fat tire journey. Not even a walk on the Beech. It will be nice to finish at the party where the epic all started.

Do not get me wrong...I am going racing on the 18th. I just do not know for how long and/or how much blood I want to leave in the forest.

2011 is starting to develop. Other mountains to climb, just not on a bike.

No regrets, because it has been one hell of a ride.