Thursday, January 5, 2012

You Stole My Fish Sandwich, Part 4

Wrong Answer



I was never religious..could never be Catholic. But I made an attempt into that 'death-do-us-part' routine. Part of that pre-routine was a questionnaire:

Q:'Who is your best friend?"
A: 'Scott'
Catholic: (Dirty Look)
My Inner Dialog: (Oh, sh*t)
Catholic: 'Try again.'
Me: 'You.'

That is why you were my best man...

...that may be one of the reasons why I am now single.

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